What’s up y’all?! Here is the dirt…

Jay Z
Jay Z is no longer with Def Jam. According to my sources, Doug and Jay Z had a very unique negotiation about Mr. Carter’s contract ending in Jay Z leaving Def Jam. Check out the full interview here.

Jay Z
Side Bar-I can’t say that I feel sorry for Jay Z because that dude made some power moves. How many artists can say they own their own music?! Not many. Not even Roberta Flack owns her own music. Nuff said…

Michael Vick
Talk about being stripped down to NUFFIN’! Michael Vick will soon start his work release job at WM Jordan Construction in VA. How is it that a multi-millionaire goes from a BIG HOUSE to the BIG HOUSE and now working the same construction job he worked while in college?! On top of that dude is limited to where he can work because he is a convicted felon! Maaaaaan, these jokers really HATE Mike. Child molesters aren’t punished this severely. Mike if you’re out there…keep your head up bro. In fact, you may wanna bust out the bible and read the book of Job. I guarantee that it will be VERY inspirational. Nuff said…

Michael Vick
Side Bar-It’s a good thing he ain’t cut the fool on his manager when he signed that lucrative NFL contract back in his college days. You never know what tomorrow brings. Nuff said…

Keyshia, Neffe and Frankie
Keyshia Cole is putting her foot down now that she done learned how to be a savvy business woman. According to an interview with S2S, Keyshia says that she MAY NOT approve the spin off from her reality show The Way It Is, which would feature her mother Frankie and sister Neffie. Check out the video…
Side Bar-I’m guessing Keyshia wants them to remain in her pocketbook. Personally, I would sign the papers so that they can continue to make their OWN loot…but only after I got Executive Producer AND Creator credit. I need to make sure my paper is long and strong. I’m just sayin’…

LaLa and Candice
Okay y’all, here is some real dirt. I was chatting it up with one of my “sources” and was told that this VERY POPULAR television personality was living a LIE. Okay, after my “source” had me play a guessing game (it didn’t take much), they gave me the dirt. They said that LaLa, the MTV VJ and BABY MAMA (not wife) of Carmelo Anthony is an aggressive, lipstick lesbian. At first I told my “source” that they were lying and I didn’t believe them until they sent me photos of LaLa and a “friend” at the ATL Hawks playoff game. I ain’t sayin’ it’s true but I am saying that if it is true…I’ll bet money that Carmelo ain’t complaining. Nuff said…

LaLa and Carmello
Side Bar-Why is LaLa always runnin’ around tellin’ folks she ain’t black but rather Puerto Rican? That heifer knows that is just Puerto Rican weave in her hur. Nuff said…

Trina
Speaking of basketball, rumor has it that Trina and Kobe’s wife Vanessa have been going at it. I was told that Vanessa was popping off at the mouth to Trina after game one of the Lakers/ Nuggets game where the Lakers won. Vanessa allegedly walked by Trina talking smack and Trina told that broad to keep walking before she got popped in the mouth. Now under normal circumstances I am SO against violence but I kind of HOPE Trina slaps her whack azz to sleep. I am so NOT a Kobe/ Vanessa fan. They deserve each other.

Vanessa
Side Bar-I guess Vanessa don’t know nah ’bout them chicks from the MIA. She had better recognize that she ain’t talking to her housekeeper. Trina is straight STREET and might bust out a razor blade from under her tongue and cut that million dollar diamond off of Vanessa’s finger! Y’all know the deal. Nuff said…

Suge Knight
Okay, this ain’t got nuffin’ to do with nuffin’ but why is there a rumor floating around that Suge Knight will be the next “celebrity” (I use that term loosely) to join the cast of Dancing with the Stars?! I guess Lil’ Kim broke down the barriers by being the first convicted felon to dance her way into the hearts of many.

Suge Knight
Side Bar-For real, can you really see Suge’s big azz doing the “Bunny Hop?” I chuckle at the thought.

Russell Simmons
Shouts out to Russell Simmons! Russell was named the UN’s Goodwill Ambassador on Wednesday. His duties will include raising awareness of global slavery.
“My commitment in life is to be of service to the empowerment of young people living in struggle, who undoubtedly have been effected by this legacy. I look to the future with inspiration and faith as we work every day to bring freedom and equality to all young people around the world,” said Simmons.
Congrats on the honor Russell! Now if we could just get him to stop shopping for girlfriends at the local high school…
That’s all the dirt for now. Holla back at your girl…
Peace,
Sony



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