10 Surprises About Sex

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Sex is out of the closet ladies and gentleman.   If no one told you, I’m here to say it.  Somebody is so freaky they’re reading this right now WHILE they tie someone up.  You know it’s true.

The gloves are off and everyone is doing everybody and everything to the body.  So to say you’re getting ready to read 10 surprises, well, I don’t know how true that could be.  Because if you ask me, the “cat” is truly out of the bag.

But look here, let’s see.  The list that Live Science has produced has at #10: Why We Do It?  First they say that’s obvious, but then they revert to “men’s biological drive to perpetuate their genes.”  Now that is TRULY not obvious with all the single mothers out there.  Unless they mean that men just have a need to fertilize the planet and keep it moving.  If that’s what they’re saying, then HELL YEAH to that!

#9 Does Size Matter?  For those less endowed (and we’re not pointing any fingers or naming any names) this one’s for you.  They say that of course not because “in the United States, the average erect penis is five to seven inches long, and four to six inches in circumference.”  Ok, calm down sistas, calm down!  They’re over their yelling, “Well I guess Willie is from South Africa and Calvin is from Zimbabwe, cuz damn if those measurements are not the truth…ruth!”

#7 When Did You Lose Your Virginity?  Well, according to the “stats”, men lose theirs at 16.9 and the ladies at 17.4.   They go on to say “a new study shows that genetics may be a factor: inherited traits, such as impulsivity, can make a person more or less willing to have sex at an earlier age. ”  Well, now that seems to be the truest because my girlfriend Laura is 36 and she’s been a grandmother for about two years.  And there’s several of our mutual friends the same age that fluctuate between 2 and 3 years as grandmothers too.  Well except Big Ty, now she just got her hair done by her granddaughter before her granddaughter left for the club…go figure!

#3 How Many Sex Partners Have You Had?  Now this is the biggest joke of them all.  “According to a survey of adults aged 20 to 59, women have an average of four partners during their lifetime.”  Now you know all of these statistics are dependent on the truth right?  GET THE MEMO LADIES, Didn’t you hear me when I had said, the “cat” is out the bag!  Get a grip! In the 21st century it appears that the 20 to 59’s are trying to give Wilt Chamberlain a run for his money.  A man must’ve been asking these women this question because clearly Wonder Woman wasn’t in there with the rope.

Check out the rest of the list here!  #1 isn’t going to be funny at all.

-J.C. Brooks

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