What’s up y’all?! Here is the dirt…

Tyra Banks
Tyra Banks fights back! She done pressed charges against some Georgia man who has been stalking her since last year. According to my sources, the dude hopped a BUS from LA to NYC just to get a glimpse of Tyra. And if that four day bus ride ain’t enough to say “dude is crazy” the funk from his “bus riding gear” should. Nuff said…

Jayson Williams
Some dudes are just too good to be true. Former NJ Net, Jayson Williams, allegedly tried to commit suicide the other day and the cops had to handcuff him and take him to a hospital for a FORCED psychological evaluation. Apparently, some chick he was with in a hotel room had to call the police because the dude was acting suicidal. Now I know I am finna get a whole bunch of hate mail for what I am ’bout to say, but y’all know I don’t care. For real, what desperate woman was in a hotel room with Jayson Williams?

Jayson Williams and Ex Wife
Side Bar-I use to like Jayson because he had a RBG (real black girl) on his arm, was a ball player, was FYNE and had just enough of a “hint” of instability to think he was sexy. Then the “crazy” seeped out and the fantasy was OVA. Nuff said…

Derek and Candace Fisher
Who in the hell left the gate open at the funny farm??!! The first clue in knowing that you “made it” is when you get your own personal stalker. If that saying is true, Derek Fisher of the LA Lakers is a STAR! Some crazy chick done stole his last name, harassed his family and has even gone far enough to say that they are parenting imaginary children together. I keep tellin’ these brothers that they can’t be using the “magic stick” on errrybody they come in contact with. Some folks can’t handle it and forget how to “play their position.” Then they be rollin’ all up on the wifey and kids and what not. Derek go’on and tell the truth. Did you hit that or is she really crazy? Inquiring minds want to know. Nuff said…
Michael Jackson
Why is Solange Knowles opening up for Michael Jackson?? Either Michael Jackson should feel like a failure or Solange should feel like a star. Either way, it is not a good look for MJ. Rumor has it that Solange is going to be opening up for Michael Jackson on the European leg of his upcoming tour. Congratulations Solange!

Solange
Side Bar-Now y’all know that Mike probably owed Mathew a favor or something ’cause ain’t no way in HECK Solange done got that gig on her own merit and y’all know I’m telling the truth.

Pharrell
Lastly, rumor has it that Pharrell Williams will soon be off the market. According to my sources, Pharell done ordered a darn near 20ct diamond engagement for his baby’s mama. The even bigger question is, who knew Pharell even had a “baby mama.” On the real, if he wasn’t multi-millionaire, who would really believe that Pharrell was getting his freak on? Nuff said…
Holla back at your girl…
Peace,
Sony



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