Dishin’ Dirt on Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, Snoop Dogg and more…

bea arthur, britney spears, dmx, jessica alba

Mon, Apr 27, 2009

Gossip

What’s up y’all?! Here is the dirt…

Britney and K-Fed

Britney Spears

For y’all that don’t know, I use to be a HUGE Britney Spears fan back in the day (yeah right). Let me cut the crap and get to the dirt. Why did Brit do a show out in Cali with her TAMPON STRING SHOWING?! She must have been a serial killer in a previous life because karma is doing her a JOB. First K-Fed, then the chain of bad hair days and now the tampon fiasco…DAYUM!

Side Bar-Brit, we won’t be mad if you take a lil’ “time out” from the U.S. for a while. Go chill at one of Madonna’s Eurpean cribs or something.

Jessica Alba

I don’t know what is funnier, the fact that Jessica Alba tries to SNITCH on the paparazzi for parking illegally…AFTER she gets pulled over by the cops or the paparazzi getting ready to set it off over some offensive breath. Whatever the case, this is some funny shiznit!

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian done changed her look…AGAIN. First it was butt implants and now it is the J-Lo due. Personally, I think she looked better with dark hair but who am I?! I’m guessing Reggie needed a lil’ less of a reminder that she was the chick in the video getting’ her freak on with Ray J’s lame azz. Kim if you are out there, please know that we ain’t forgot and neither has Reggie. Nuff said…

Bea Arthur

The LEGENDARY Bea Arthur passed away on Saturday in her California home. The comedic actress was battling cancer. She was 86 years old. Bea, was best known for her role as Dorothy on the 90’s sitcom the “Golden Girls.” She will be greatly missed.

DMX

Dr. Drew

The VH1 reality show “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew” is finally finna get some street cred. DMX will be joining the show trying to kick his crack habit. My guess is that the show has tackled alcohol and cocaine abuse and now they feel “hard” enough to take it to the “hood.” Ummmm … Dr. Drew, if you are out there please know that crackheads are on a “whole ‘nother level” and you best be watching yo’ wallet, eyeglass case, pens, paper and errrything else that ain’t nailed down. And please know that them jokers are QUICK and creative so don’t be surprised if you see DMX wheeling the men’s room stall out to the parking lot. Nuff said…

Idris and Michael...no last names needed...WHEW!

This ain’t got nuffin’ to do wit nuffin’ but DANG these boys are FYNE! Hey Idris … I like yo’ hat. Call me …

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg is being sued…AGAIN. Apparently back in 2005, at one of his concerts, some dude jumped on stage and Snoops security stomped him out. Not only did they stomp the dude but they also robbed him. Now, one would say that dude deserved the stomping for being stupid enough to jump on stage at a Snoop Dogg concert but I’m not gonna say that. I’ll just say that the stompee is now suing Snoop for $22 Million and the trial started Friday.