What’s up y’all?! Here is the dirt…
Halle Berry
Halle Berry
THANGS DONE CHANGED!! Halle Berry done went out of her way to look like Beyonce. Check out a few clips from her photo shoot with Harper’s Bizaar.
Halle Berry
Halle Berry
Kourtney Kardashian
Kourtney Kardashian
Kourtney Kardashian
Speaking of spreads, Kourtney Kardashian recently posed for the upcoming issue of Maxim Magazine looking FABULOUS! All I wanna say is I’ll bet Jim Jones chic ain’t NEVER been asked to pose for anything more than a mug shot. Nuff said…
Jessica Simpson
Maaaaaan, the recession is affecting errrybody. Jessica Simpson done got dropped from her country music label, Sony BMG Nashville. This comes after a string of TERRIBLE performances and a ton of fashion faux pas. For the life of me, I just can’t see how a person can design such cute shoes and then rock something like the above. I’m just saying…
Solange Knowles
Speaking of getting DUMPED, Solange done issued a statement via twitter saying that she ain’t get dropped from her label. Basically, daddy Matt done pulled some strings and y’all know I’m telling the truth.
Avril Levine
Avril Levine has a new perfume coming out called “Black Star.” Personally, I don’t know if it would be on my “must have” list only because Avril looks like she has body odor in a greasy hair kind of way. Nuff said…
Soulja Boy Protesters
Soulja Boy is on second 14.5 of his 15 seconds of fame. According to my sources, Soulja Boy went to perform at the University of Minnesota only to get his ego crushed. Apparently, the female students are not checking for Soulja Boy or his lyrics and I ain’t mad.
Soulja Boy
Side Bar-Wait a minute…his songs have lyrics??
Whitney Houston
Whitney Houston is countersuing her stepmama for $1.6 million dollars because she illegally kept some of the proceeds from John Houston’s 2003 death. Now here is the big question…With Whitney being 45 and the stepmama being 47, does that mean that Whitney has to call her “ma” or “stepmother.” I mean really, who cares about that other stuff. That was back when Whitney was on the “whack, crack.” Nuff said…
Tia and Hubby
Speaking of foolishness, MediaTakeOut done pissed off Tia Mowry of CW’s The Game. Check out what she said…
Side Bar-Tia, I happen to agree with you but don’t tell them I told you.
That is all the dirt for now. Holla back at your girl…
Peace,
Sony
April 9th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
You’re right Avril does look like she may have that wet doggy thing going or the musty/greasies—I’ve often wondered how perfume inspiration gets determined especially if the inspiration is less than inspiring. To me the entertainers endorsing a fragrances should look really hot and sexy or at least classy and while Avril has recently tried to change her style she still looks like the tom boy chick that hangs with all the boys and does want to fix up (kind of like that chick for the 80s movie Some Kind of Wonderful.) Oh well maybe I’m old school and a bit naive, I think the fragrance is an extension of the entertainer…
April 9th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I did’nt know that Kourtney is the oldest out of the KK’s. She looks the youngest. I really enjoy your “side-bars” Sony, cause you are a trip.
April 14th, 2009 at 11:17 am
Why do you feel like she has went out of her way to look like Beyonce? because of the hair? I think she looks absolutely gorgeous. Go Halle!!!