Dishin’ Dirt on Slick Rick, Biz Markie, Keyshia Cole, Jay Z and more…

What’s up y’all?!  Here is the dirt…

Final King Magazine Cover
Final King Magazine Cover
Keyshia Cole CD Cover
Keyshia Cole CD Cover

Keyshia Cole is on the cover of the FINAL issue of King Magazine.  Who’d a thought King would have lasted as long as it did…without ANY “real” advertisements.  That just goes to show you that sex sells…no matter how cheap it is.  Check out some behind the scenes footage of the photo shoot…

Day 26
Day 26
Dawn Richard
Dawn Richard

Y’all this ain’t got nuffin’ to do with nuffin’ but I happened to catch Making the Band tonight and Dawn is UGLY as SIN and that is some kind of ugly.  They showed a shot of her without ANY makeup and let’s just say it was not a good career move.  She ain’t even got a body to fall back on.  Poor baby.  She needs to keep MAC at her bedside.  Better yet, Dawn if you are out there, go get that joint tattooed on.  Nuff said…

Jay Z
Jay Z
Rihanna and Kanye
Rihanna and Kanye

Jay-Z got dollars and scents…which will get him mo’ dollars!  Jigga done hooked up with Parlux Fragrances to create his own cologne.  He also hooked up “RiRi” and “Kanye the Conceited” with their own fragrances which should be out in 2010.  Rumor has it that he done pinned a fragrance deal for Beyonce too but that tad bit of info ain’t been made public yet.  Anyway, Jigga’s cologne will be out in 2011.  Hopefully, it won’t smell like he looks.  Y’all know Jigga ain’t got the FYNE factor…except for when he is standing on his wallet.  Nuff said…

Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne

Lil’ Wayne is headed back to court.  When I first heard that he had a court date I was like, “Dang, that lil’ negro keep tryin’ to go to jail like he got a girlfriend in there he’s tryin’ to go see.”  But then, I heard it was because he is getting sued…AGAIN!  This no name producer in Atlanta is accusing Wayne of stealing the music to “Mrs. Officer.”  Now if this was the first time Wayne was being sued for a song on the Carter III, I would question the dude’s motives, but seeing that Wayne done STOLE most of the music for the CD, I’m inclined to believe that Michael Bradford is telling the truth.  Wayne, go on and pay that boy.  There is enough for errrybody.  Nuff said…

MC Hammer
MC Hammer

The book publishers Simon and Schuster are suing MC Hammer!  Don’t they know that Hammer ain’t got no loot?!  The dude is performing at theme parks for goodness sake.  Anyway, they signed a book deal with Hammer in 2002 but they never got the manuscript.  According to my sources, they are suing him for the $61,000 advance they gave him.  In the meantime, A&E is rumored to have given him his own reality show called “Hammertime” which is supposed to start shooting next month.

MC Hammer
MC Hammer

Side Bar-Hmmm…I wonder who will be watching that foolishness.  I draw the line at watching washed up rappers raise their kids…especially when that rapper rocks an S-curl and muscle shirts.  Nuff said…

Slick Rick and Biz
Slick Rick and Biz
Biz
Biz

It’s official, Biz Markie is officially eligible for Social Security.  I’m just kidding…but he will be on his next birthday.  Seriously, Biz celebrated his birthday big Willie style in Chicago and who came to show some love?  None other than “The Ruler” himself, “Slick Rick.”  It was cool to see them together again.

sgslickrickstepandrepeat

Side Bar-Usually, age does a joke wrong but not in this case.  Biz looks WAAAAAY better than he did 20 years ago…but that don’t put him any closer to the “cute” family.  Nuff said…

That’s all the dirt for now.  Holla back at your girl…

Peace,

Sony

One thought on “Dishin’ Dirt on Slick Rick, Biz Markie, Keyshia Cole, Jay Z and more…”

  1. If Jay Z had a fragrance that smelled like he looks it would smell like DIG. I love Jay Z but his face can cause stress,though he’s not bad when he smiles and unfortunately people would think he was daft if he smiled constantly so it’s a no win situation LOL. I’d give Hammer’s show a look heck, I checked out Snoop Dogg and it couldn’t POSSIBLY be worse than that show, plus I always liked Hammer, I want to help him get his money on (since I have none to give him personally.)

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