Dishin’ Dirt on Chris Brown, Sammie, MC Hammer, Dennis Rodman and more…

What’s up y’all?!  Here is the dirt…

MC Hammer
MC Hammer

Did y’all miss me yesterday?  I missed y’all but I was out getting the dirt.  I happened to roll out to Orlando this weekend specifically to check out an MC Hammer concert (lame right) only to be disappointed.  Maaaaaaan, I was so pissed!  First of all, Hammer hit the stage LATE…like he was Lil’ Wayne or Jay Z.  Not that I am a fan of Lil’ Wayne’s but at least he has a lil’ room to be arrogant with a CURRENT #1 CD out!  MC HAMMER ain’t had a hit since he was doing Taco Bell commercials using his baggy pants as a parachute.  Now I can’t take away his dance skills, BUT I will say that Hammer was out of breath and doing 5-10 minute intermissions between every song!  The dancers were raggedy AND they looked a mess!  The highlight of his performance was his daughter.  That lil’ girl can SANG!  She ripped up all of the hooks that were once done by B-Angie-B (‘member her).  All I wanna say is Hammer Please Don’t Hurt’em No Mo’!  Nuff said…

Kate Moss
Kate Moss

Speaking of RIDICULOUSNESS, Kate Moss has been inspired by a friend to write a cookbook!  Y’all read it right.  The waif thin, coke head, supermodel has decided to write a cookbook.  Let’s just hope that the main ingredients ain’t coke (a-cola).  Nuff said…

Kate Moss
Kate Moss

Side Bar-On the real, can we really trust a cookbook written by someone like her.  I mean really, didn’t Mo’Nique tell you that “Skinny Bitches Are Evil?”

Dennis Rodman
Dennis Rodman

This may not be a shock to anyone but Dennis Rodman got kicked out of a Hollywood hotel for disorderly conduct.  According to my sources Dennis was groping a female guest and cussin’ at folks.  Personally, I would have thought that he would have been more into feeling up guys than gals, but that’s just me.

Scottie Pippen Retired and Chillin'
Scottie Pippen Retired and Chillin'

Side Bar-I just have one question…Dennis, WHY can’t you be like every other has been basketball star and just chill with the chick that has stuck by you the longest?  Look at Scottie Pippen.  You don’t see him cuttin’ a fool in wide open spaces.  Nuff said…

Chris Brown
Chris Brown

Chris Brown done plead not guilty to whipping up on Rihanna!  Check out the below video…

The Game
The Game
Mara Brock-Akil
Mara Brock-Akil

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Mara Brock-Akil, the creator of CW’s “The Game” wants to make it an hour long dramedy and will pitch the idea to the network as early as this week!  Yeaaaaaa…if the CW agrees to it.  Let’s keep our fingers crossed and flood the CW with emails. I had the opportunity to dish the dirt with Barry Floyd…AKA…Tee-Tee, last week so be on the look out for that interview later on this week.

Sammie
Sammie
Sammie gone Folk...AKA...Lauryn Hill
Sammie gone Folk...AKA...Lauryn Hill

R&B/ Pop Singer Sammie done got rid of his manager.  Thank GAWD!!  As talented as Sammie is, he should have gotten rid of Malcolm Lee and Empire Entertainment way back when folks were confusing him with Lauryn Hill minus her locks.  I personally couldn’t tell the difference.  Not much of a compliment for either party but truth hurts.  Nuff said…

UNC Basketball
UNC Basketball

This ain’t got nuffin’ to do with nuffin’ but shouts out to UNC Basketball for winning the championship!!

That’s all the dirt for now.  Holla back at your girl…

Peace,

Sony

8 thoughts on “Dishin’ Dirt on Chris Brown, Sammie, MC Hammer, Dennis Rodman and more…”

  1. Now you know when you get to be 40 you can not rap and dance at the same time (for that matter most pop singers never sing and dance at the same time) he should have asked Janet and Brit-Brit what to do. Much like Janet J. Hammer’s a showman, so people come for the dancing skills, not the rap skills, that’s why his videos used to be so popular. Poor Hammer. B-Angie-B, dang what happened to her—remember her with the purple dress and the armpit stains singing “Juicy Drives Them Crazy’. BTW further reading of your column I thought it was Martian week, then I realized I was just looking at Dennis Rodman….

  2. Ya’ll need to stop – ROFL. Sonia, you got me dying over here thinking about B-Angie-B. However, I gotta give it to her…the song “I Don’t Wanna Lose Your Love” was the sh*t back in the day! I’m speechless about Hammer. He should have just stayed preaching and left the music comeback thing alone. There ain’t no way in hell I’d buy a cookbook written by a crackhead skeleton and as for Dennis Rodman, what can you say. He literally takes being a freak to the next level. And no you didn’t find a pic of Scottie Pippin!!! Now that was old skool but real talk, who’s the chick seated next to him because if I remember clearly, wasn’t his wife a ditzy looking blonde?

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