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Jamie Foxx

Jamie Foxx was attacked in his hotel room by an intruder claiming to be Beyonce’s manager.  When Jamie opened the door for the dude, he forced his way in.  Jamie fought back and scared the 49 year old weirdo off.  Several days after the attack Jamie’s security spotted the dude and called the police.  The dude was arrested for burglary, criminal threats and stalking among other things.  It’s a good thing Jamie had a whole lot of practice defending himself back in the day (y’all saw that curl) ’cause if he didn’t, dude might have had his way with the Jame-ster.

Jamie Foxx

Side Bar-Honestly, this story sounds pretty suspicious.  I mean really, where was Jamie’s security detail when dude walked to the hotel room and darn near bust down the door?  Now only that, why wasn’t this reported the day it happened instead of NINE days later?    I’m just sayin’ that this all sounds a lil’ shady to me.  Y’all do the math…

Star Jones

Star Jones was on Oprah  talking about her weight loss.  Initially when she was on The View, she lied and said her weight loss was with diet and exercise but on Oprah she done told errrybody the truth.  It was SURGERY!  Star Jones done had gastric bypass and still looks a mess by the body.  On the real, who ain’t know that Star had surgery to lose that weight?

Of course the chicks on the View had to say their piece…AKA…HATE on her…

Side Bar-Okay, I’ll admit it.  I’m just a tad bit jelly ’cause I’m still tryin’ to lose my baby weight.  Star looks good…compared to what she looked like in 2001.  Nuff said…

Jim Jones and Chrissy

Speaking of folks with insecurities, WHY does Jim Jones have a FOOL for a fiancé?!  Let’s be real, she is probably just a girlfriend who gave herself an upgrade because she has been with him longer than the rest of the chics he’s probably smashing.  But, that’s besides the point.  This nobody chic really thought that somebody wanted that NOBODY of a dude of hers.  She done snapped off on the Kardashian sisters (Khloe and Kourtney) and called them some lonely beeeeotches all because they invited Jim Jones to a party.  Check out the video clip…

Side Bar-I understand this sista’s frustration.  I mean, she is a lil’ beastly and the Kardashian’s are FLY, RICH SOCIALITES.  If I was ruff around the edges and insecure I probably would feel just like her.  But Chrissy PU-LEASE!  Know that Jim Jones ain’t GOT enough money to even roll like that.  AND you should feel privileged that someone famous (in the reality show kinda way) was able to recognize his non-rappin’, need a shave, homophobic, WHACK azz.  Nuff said…

Day 26

This ain’t got nuffin’ to do with nuffin’ but I happened to catch last night’s episode of Making The Band and all I wanna say is that Que is a real BEEOTCH!  That fool did the WINDMILL on Brian during a heated argument.  He needs that azz tapped.  They should have let Brian get three good licks in for the team!  Not only is Que soft, but all of them are with the exception of Mike and Willie.  And to be perfectly honest, I look at Mike sideways with them COLORED contacts in his eyes looking a fool…but that’s another story.  Anyway, check out a clip from next week’s episode.

Side Bar-Did anyone see when Robert went into the “ugly” cry like somebody died?  They showed that dude from behind and he was cryin’ so hard his shoulders were shaking.  I can’t stand no cryin’, whining azz MAN.  But then again, them type dudes usually ain’t checkin’ for chicks like me.  Nuff said…

Solange and Beyonce

Okay y’all, this ain’t got nuffin’ to do with nuffin’ but WHY??! Do I really need to finish the question?  Can somebody PU-LEASE stop Tina Knowles?  This is freakin’ ridiculous!!

That’s all the dirt for now.  Holla back at your girl…

Peace,

Sony