Dishin’ Dirt on T.I., Michael Vick, T-Pain and more…

What’s up y’all?!  Here is the dirt…

T.I.
T.I.

T.I. got sentenced to 366 days in prison for his weapons possession charge.  He also has to serve 365 days of home confinement (he’s already served 305), 1,500 hours of community service (he’s already served 1,030) and pay $100,300 fine.  Upon his release he must undergo drug counseling, submit to reasonable searches and he cannot own any firearms.  During this time, T.I. has asked his family and friends not to come and visit him in jail.  He must report to jail in 30-60 days.  Can I just say that this punishment is excessive!

T.I.
T.I.

Side Bar-Martha Stewart, Lil’ Kim, Foxxy Brown, Kwame Kilpatrick, Michael Vick, Wesley Snipes and now T.I.  Maaaaaaan…if Madoff don’t get life I’m starting a revolt.  Nuff said…

Michael Vick
Michael Vick

Speaking of jail, Michael Vick is shopping a book deal and I hope he gets it.  Now if ANYONE’S punishment was excessive, it was Michael’s.  This dude went to bankruptcy court last week and had to pay for the entire trip…which included paying for the guards (his escorts) to go with him!  This trip cost him somewhere around 10-15K…that he obviously doesn’t have because he was going to BANKRUPTCY COURT!  Can we just leave the dude alone?  They treat real murderers (of humans that is) better than they do Mike.

Michael Vick
Michael Vick

Side Bar-Please leave that dude alone and let him make some money.  It ain’t like he can go get a “real” job.  What skills does he have other than throwing a football?  Not only that, he is now a convicted felon.  Y’all do the math.  If we don’t intervene quickly, he will be the next dude looking for a mentor on T.I.’s Road to Redemption.  Nuff said…

T. Pain
T. Pain

T-Pain was in a gold cart accident where he lost FOUR teeth!!  Thankfully he was able to get away without any MAJOR injuries…except for his teeth.  T-Pain, We are praying for a speedy recovery.

Side Bar-Man, I wonder what dude is gonna sound like on his next CD.  He’ll probably have a whole lot of whistling goin’ on seein’ that he ain’t got no front teeth.  I’m just sayin’…

Method Man
Method Man

Okay y’all remember when I told you last week that Method Man owed the IRS and got his Navigator repo’d?  Well here is what that idiot had to say:

“I knew why they [The IRS] were there. It wasn’t like ‘Oh my God! Noo!! Don’t take it!’ like it is on that TV show [“Operation Repo”]. I was half-dressed, and it was so early that I just said, ‘Okay, you’re taking the truck. … Aight. Myself, I’m a pothead. It’s no secret. Everyone knows that. I go on the road and forget everything else. Sure, [the tax department] sent letters to my house saying, ‘We need this money.’ They started sending them in 2002. Here it is, 2009, and I never paid this shit because I don’t think like that! I could have easily just written them a check for whatever amount, but no – I waited until they knocked on this door and were like, ‘We got your truck and we outta here.’ Now I’m thinking we’ve gotta get our truck back, which means I have to get all my paperwork together. That means days of going through mail, ’cause I got mail like woah.”

Method Man
Method Man

Side Bar-Mef, if you are out there, please know that you sound like an irresponsible, BROKE, lyin’ azz, CRACK head…even though you call it weed.  Nuff said…

Beyonce
Beyonce

Beyonce kicked off her I AM Sasha Fierce concert tour the other day and this chick done got real ambitious with her musical choices since playin’ the FEARLESS Etta James in Cadillac Records.  Well the Queen B herself kicked the tour off in Canada and paid homage to one of the countries most famous singers.  Beyonce performed You Oughta Know by Alanis Morrisette and KILLED IT!!  Check it out…

Side Bar-Can I just say that “You Oughta Know” is one of my FAVORITE Allanis songs…(along with “Uninvited”).  Go B!  Do your thang!!

That’s all the dirt for now.  Holla back at your girl… HERE

Peace,

Sony

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