Dishin’ Dirt on Whitney Houston, DMX, Derek Luke, Al Reynolds and more…

What’s up y’all?! Here is the dirt…

Whitney Houston
Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston done jumped on the “poor Rihanna” bus. In a recent statement to www.hollyscoop.com Whitney Houston said in a message to Rihanna, “Don’t make the same mistakes I did. Whenever you let your heart rule your head, you are bound to run into trouble.”

Rihanna
Rihanna

Side Bar-Rihanna if you are out there, please know that Whitney knows from whence she speaks, so it is okay to take her advice on the matter.

DMX
DMX

Speaking of former crackheads, DMX, currently serving a 90-day jail sentence in Arizona, has been re-booked on additional assault charges for allegedly throwing a tray of food at an officer while locked up on other charges. He is now on a bread and water diet as punishment.

Side Bar-I’m guessin’ that DMX didn’t get the memo that CRACK is WHACK! Whitney if you are out there throw some of your pearls of wisdom at this fool.

Derek Luke
Derek Luke

Derek Luke done got the hookup…AGAIN. The film star will grace us with his presence on the small screen in a NBC Pilot “Trauma.” Congrats Boo! I’m just glad that a major network is picking up some DARK CHOCOLATE. Y’all know it ain’t enough of us on prime time television. Nuff said…

Santonio Holmes
Santonio Holmes

Okay y’all, we have another “Dumb Athlete Alert.” Superbowl MVP Santonio Holmes done waived his right to a preliminary hearing Thursday on a misdemeanor weed charge. He caught a case when he was caught with three blunts late last year after his car was mistaken for being affiliated in a drug sting.

Side Bar-How freakin’ ironic??! You accidentally get stopped by police for something you didn’t do and end up getting arrested for having a lil’ weed. Talk about bad luck! Stay yo’ azz away from the blackjack table!

Gabe Pruitt
Gabe Pruitt

Speaking of dumb jocks, Gabe Pruitt of the Boston Celtics caught a case for DUI out in LA the other day. I hope they throw the book at his dumb azz. All of these jocks done pissed me off with being stupid. All he had to do was assign his groupie for the evening the task of being his designated driver and throw her a couple of bucks. It ain’t like he ain’t gonna end up paying her in the end anyway. I’m just sayin’…

Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley

While I’m talkin’ ‘bout dumb jocks, I may as well throw Charles Barkley under that bus too. The former NBA star will get to keep his job as an NBA Analyst after catching a case for DUI. Once he has completed his five day jail sentence, pays a $2,000 fine and enters rehab he can go back to work. Don’t we all wish it was that easy??

Al Reynolds
Al Reynolds

Is Al “Jones” Reynolds ready to jump the broom again? According to my sources, he was spotted purchasing an engagement ring for his lawyer girlfriend (Nicole Hutchinson) at Tiffany and Co. in Miami. When questioned about the purchase, his rep said that he was purchasing the gift for his mother and not for an engagement. I’m guessing he’s tryin’ to be all hush-hush, because he don’t want his boyfriend to find out. Too late Al! If I know, Tyrone knows fo’ sho’! I will say that he does have a “type.” Homeboy be likin’ them big boned chicks with a legal background. Y’all know I’m tellin’ the truth.

Beyonce Ebony Cover
Beyonce Ebony Cover

Beyonce is on the cover of the April 2009 issue of Ebony Magazine lookin’ like a young Tina Turner. Go Bey! You did that…

Free
Free

This ain’t got nuffin’ to do wit’ nuffin’ but who in the hell left the gate open and let Free loose?!  What is up with homegirl?! She used to be cute. Don’t tell me she done hooked up with a Marley boy.  Hellooooo people we need an intervention before she get all “Lauryn Hill” on us and what not!

That’s all the dirt for now. Holla back…

Peace,

Sony

6 thoughts on “Dishin’ Dirt on Whitney Houston, DMX, Derek Luke, Al Reynolds and more…”

  1. Al Reynolds…If he is gay, okay. The world is not going to end, besides with the attention he’s been receiving the past 5 years, some “ex-lover” of his would’ve surfaced to get some shine. I don’t know him, but from what i’ve seen, he just have some feminine ways. Nothing wrong about that.

  2. LOL…Allegedly, one of Al’s ex’s came out and tried to blackmail him shortly before he and Star got married. They BOTH issued statements where Star said that she was aware of his sexual past and decided to move forward with the wedding. This came about right after someone mysteriously leaked photos of Al sitting in some dudes lap wearing a diaper. Personally I don’t think there is anything wrong with a man who has feminine tendencies. I know quite a few. Hell…a few are in my family…LOL! However, I HATE men who lie/ or are confused about who they are and choose to date both women and men. In Star’s case, she was cool with his past but most men who “kick it” with men and still date women, are not honest with the women. That pisses me off! Don’t get it twisted, I have absolutely NOTHING against gay men. Like I have said on many occassions, we have a lot in common. It is the men who are not honest about their sexuality that piss me off.

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