Dishin’ Dirt on Chris Brown, 50 Cent, Tiec Tocc, Morgan Freeman, Chilli and more…

What’s up y’all?! Here is the dirt…

Chris Brown
Chris Brown

Chris Brown done registered for an anger management course following the alleged brutal beating he gave his ex-girlfriend Rihanna. However there is speculation that his entering anger management is more about his image rather than to get his bad temper under control. According to an anonymous source, Chris is trying to get a few classes in before his March 5 court date where Rihanna is going to testify.

Chris and Rihanna
Chris and Rihanna

Side Bar-Now y’all know that this is a ploy for leniency from the judge. I ain’t mad at him though. Chris is not tryin’ to go to nobody’s jail. It is evident from Rihanna’s injuries that his “windmill” game ain’t that tight and more than likely his will be scratchin’ and bitin’ for his manhood and real dudes just don’t get down like that. Nuff said…

50-Cent
50-Cent

Speaking of beeeeotch azz dudes, 50 Cent has decided to stop joking about the altercation between Rihanna and Chris on his website. After seeing Rihanna’s injuries, 50 had a change of heart about how he was portraying the couple in his “Pimpin’ Curley” series. Fifty claims that initially he saw the incident as something that he could do a comedy skit with just like a comedian would.

Side Bar– On the real, is it me or does 50 not have respect for ANYBODY! Man, 50 is one of them dudes that you wanna see get his azz whipped and not break it up. Y’all know I’m tellin’ the truth…

Morgan Freeman
Morgan Freeman

Y’all the chick who was in the car with Morgan Freeman the night of his August 3, 2008 near fatal, car accident is now suing the veteran actor. According to my sources, she is claiming that Morgan was drunk the night he jumped behind the wheel of her 1997 Nissan Maxima to drive her back to his home. Many have speculated that Demaris Meyer was his mistress but so far that has not been proven. In fact, Demaris claims to have been friends with both Morgan and his ex-wife for more than a decade. Although no specific dollar amount has been made public, it is known that Meyer is suing for medical expenses, pain and suffering, lost wages, permanent disability and additional damages.

Demaris Meyer
Demaris Meyer

Side Bar-Hmmmm…I would hope that she wasn’t his mistress driving around in a 1997 Nissan Maxima. I’m just sayin’, I would think that one of the perks of dating a multi-millionaire (especially one that was as old as Barbara Bush) is that you wouldn’t have to be drivin’ around in a 19-Anything. Y’all know I’m just sayin’ what y’all were thinkin’. Nuff said…

The Roots
The Roots

Is it just me or does errrrybody have a lil’ bit of “soul” deep down inside? Well at least Jimmy Fallon does. Did y’all know that The Roots was the new house band for NBC’s “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon?” I’m so proud of them! Go Philly! Way to represent. Now I gotta stay up and watch the show just to show my support. Y’all know “the man” don’t be wantin’ folks like us on a major network these days. Look at how the CW is playin’ The Game and Everybody Hates Chris. I’m just sayin’…

?uestlove
?uestlove

Side Bar-Do y’all think ?uestlove is gonna be rockin’ the black fist pick in the back of his head during his late night television debut?

Tiec Tocc
Tiec Tocc

Okay y’all, on MANY occasions I get asked by industry managers to come check out a showcase of different artist. Recently I had absolutely nothing on my schedule to do (which is rare) and as a favor to a friend I decided to go and check out this singer that errrybody in the ATL is raving about. Okay, can I just say that I was PISSED that I took so long to go and check the dude out. The boy is BAD! He can sing and dance his azz off…and not miss a beat or slur a word. Not only that, the young brotha is FYNE and his body is TIGHT!! If I wasn’t old enough to be his sister…you get the gist. He was so bad that had he had a CD out I would have run to the store and picked up a few copies. So I just want to shout him out. His name is Tiec Tocc. Be on the lookout for his debut CD. You can check out his myspace page at here.

Side Bar-I interviewed this kid shortly after the showcase and learned that he writes and produces his own stuff. He plays multiple instruments and he also acts. I’ll be doing a feature story on him real soon so be on the lookout for that.

Real Atlanta Houswife-Kim
Real Atlanta Houswife-Kim

Okay y’all, I am doing a countdown to season two of the Real Housewives of Atlanta debut so imma be tellin’ y’all their errry move. My sources have revealed that in the upcoming season Kim’s (the lone white chick on the show) married boyfriend that she referred to as “Big Poppa” will be on the show. They also said that Kim’s pal Cori Davenport who appeared on the show from time to time will be the newest housewife replacing DeShawn Snow (the boring black chick).

Side Bar-Bravo, if you are out there can we get a better lookin’ cast than what you have given us? Sheree and NeNe look like dudes and Kim looks like a wax figurine. Better yet, give a sista a call. I’m a Real Housewife of Atlanta. Hmmmm…maybe you had better not. From the wigs to the skeezin’, I would be dishin’ all the dirt on them ridiculous heifers. Y’all know I would. Nuff said…

Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer Hudson

My girl J-Hud will be on Oprah Friday. I can’t wait. Y’all know I love me some Jennifer Hudson. That sista can SANG!

Aubrey O'Day
Aubrey O'Day

Speaking of “Sangin’ Sistas” why does Aubrey O’Day from Danity Kane want her old job back?! Okay, we all know that them Danity Kane heifers couldn’t really sing…they were okay but they were not EnVogue or Destiny’s Child. Hell, they weren’t even the Spice Girls. Whatever the case, they ain’t checkin’ for Aubrey no mo’. The truth is Aubrey made the group. She couldn’t sing (just like the others) but she was the most interesting of them all. On the real, Shannon was cute, D. Woods got better looking when she got rid of that ridiculous lopsided hair do…after she left the group, Dawn is badly built and funny lookin’…and I’m being nice, Andrea has “fat” potential and Aubrey looks a lil’ puffy from all of the plastic surgery she’s had. I know I sound harsh, but y’all know I’m telling the truth.

Danity Kane
Danity Kane

Side Bar-Puff Daddy if you are out there, you may want humble yourself and give Aubrey a call. I don’t see a successful Danity Kane without her. Nuff said…

Dawn Richards
Dawn Richards

Speaking of Danity Kane, Dawn is going to have a spread in an upcoming issue of King Magazine. Puffy must have connections over there or the magazine is hard up for folks to shoot. I ain’t got nuffin’ else to say about it…

Khloe Kardashian and Jay Z
Khloe Kardashian and Jay Z

Rumor has it that Jay Z is creeping with Khloe Kardashian. According to my sources, the two were seen out taking Tequila shots at NYC’s M2. Jay supposedly left a $2,000 tip.

Side Bar-I really find it hard to believe that Jay is creeping with Khloe when he has Bey. Now had they said it was Kim or the other sister maybe…but Khloe?? Trust me…they are just friends. On another note, why could I not be waiting his table that night? I’m in the WRONG profession…

Larry Johnson and Chilli
Larry Johnson and Chilli

The new “celeb” (and I use that word loosely) couple on the scene is Larry Johnson and Chilli. They were spotted again recently at the Miami Heat/ Pistons game and they were all smiles and not hiding from the camera. All I’m sayin’ is that Chilli had better have her “windmill” game tight. Larry is known for puttin’ the pimp hand down and knowing Chilli’s flip mouth, it ain’t nuffin’ but a matter of time before she is on the radio blowing him up. Nuff said…

That’s all the dirt for now. Holla back at your girl…

Peace,

Sony

7 thoughts on “Dishin’ Dirt on Chris Brown, 50 Cent, Tiec Tocc, Morgan Freeman, Chilli and more…”

  1. love 50 cent he is gourguss
    i love chris brown and rihanna
    i feel sorry for rihanna

  2. stop hateing on 50cent i bet you any money you would not say that shit in his face by way go suck sick dick wack ass blog

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