Jokey Joke: The Black Bra

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The Black Bra
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged,one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.   We were chatting  about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here’s how it all  went.    

My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black  leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw  me and said,  ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.  

The mistress: Me too! The other  night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night.  

Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he  came in the door and saw me he said, “What’s for dinner, Batman?”

2 thoughts on “Jokey Joke: The Black Bra”

  1. Wow, I’m engaged so I wonder what the fiance would say? I’m pretty sure he would love it.

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