Burger King’s New Claim to “Flame”


 I could not make this up if I tried.  You are not going to believe the newest product begin sold by Burger King.  It seems that the fast food chain’s patrons must have expressed concern in even more “beef.”  The home of the Whopper is promising women more beefcake outside the restaurant with their new (drum roll here) cologne. 

The cologne, properly named, “Flame” is being sold online and at Ricky’s NYC.  The Web site puts a real effort into influencing your decision to purchase the spray.  As I was being hypnotized by each “virtual” spray of the cologne, I had to get out of the site before I talked myself into a purchase.  And if it wasn’t enough that BK wants to “stretch out” with making a cologne, they make sure it offers a “scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.”  I’m not lying, I swear!  Go here and spray the cologne…but please, only here.  I don’t want to run into a bunch of burger smelling folks on the street. 

J.C. Brooks

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