A lady walks into Tiffany’s. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond braclet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over
to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn’t pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the saleman greets the lady with, “Good day, Madam How may I help you today?”
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little “accident”, she asks, “Sir, What is the price of this lovely bracelet?” He answers, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to Shit when I tell you the price.
December 15th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Very Good Joke but if she can afford to shop at Tiffany’s she cn afford to FART and the salesmans commission was worth the smell he had to get!