Dishin Dirt on Plaxico Burress, Britney Spears and Jennifer Hudson…

What’s up y’all!
Here is the run down…

Plaxico Burress

Just in case you ain’t already heard about Plaxico Burress of the NY Giants…here is the dirt. This idiot done took a loaded gun to a nightclub up in NYC and accidentally shot himself in the leg. On top of that, the DUMMY didn’t immediately go to the hospital to have his leg checked out UNTIL two hours later. Not only did he get in trouble, but another DUMMY decided to take “The Stupid Path” along with him. According to police, his teammate Antonio Pierce hid the gun for him and he too may be facing criminal charges.

Side Bar-Is it me or are these NFL dudes really that dumb?? First Pac Man Jones, then Michael Vick and now Plaxico Burress and Antonio Pierce…they just get older and dumber. Next we will be hearing that Michael Strayhan held up a Subway and stopped to sign autographs while making the manager empty the register. I’m just sayin’…

William Balfour

William Balfour, the estranged husband of Jennifer Hudson’s older sister Julia was FINALLY charged with the murders of their mother, brother and Julia’s seven year old son. Supposedly, the dummy confessed to his pregnant girlfriend that he was at the scene of the murders and she FINALLY stopped defending his azz and told on him. Although nothing can bring back their loved ones, I have comfort in knowing that if found guilty, William Balfour will spend the rest of his life behind bars and more than likely be forced to wear lipstick and ponytails while washing Big Bubba’s drawers. Generally, there is no honor among thieves unless a crime has been committed against a child. Y’all know how crooks feel about folks who harm children. He had better pray that God has mercy on his soul. My heart and prayers continue to be with Jennifer and Julia during this time.

Side Bar-I hope that his mother will now stay out of the media telling the world that he is this great person. Also, to all of the “down azz chicks” out there…quit defending these LOW LIFE criminals!! They could care less about you…even if you are carrying their baby in your womb!!

Solange and Daniel

On a lighter note…WHY did I hear that Solange Knowles’ ex-husband Daniel Smith is now trying to be a rapper?! His rap name is Yung Sosa. The story is so ridiculous that I can’t even comment. So what…is he trying to be the next Jay Z? Hilarious…

Britney Spears

It’s official…Britney Spearsis back. She has finally released her tour dates and the first show will be March 9, 2009 in New Orleans. So for all of you lovers of non-singing, talent-less, white chicks…this is the show for you. BTW, did I mention that the Pussycat Dolls were her opening act? Nuff said…

Last but not least, I have to put BOSSIP on blast. They took credit for the “verbal exchange” (if you will) that took place between D. Woods and I at the Dirty Awards. I was tickled when my assistant emailed me the article where they took credit for it. It is so hard being fabulous. Often imitated but never duplicated. To get the REAL dirt…y’all know who to holla at. Nuff said…

Holla back at your girl…

Peace,
Sony

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