The world’s heaviest man has figured out what those on Match.com and other “hook-up” sites are still trying to master. He had been dating a woman for four years and finally they’ve jumped the…well, hauled him to the altar. He lost nearly 550lbs. during their courtship and has another 500 to go. He better be glad he snatched her up because there’s more than a few people that needs the incentive that she has sparked in him. She could be the new Mother Theresa of the severely overweight. Well, we can only dream now. She’s been taken off the market. Read here for details and see the day get started here.