Old Geezer’s Answer to ‘Lick’ Question on Family Feud Get’s Steve Harvey’s Head Shakin’ (Watch)

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*As the host of the once corny TV game show, “Family Feud,” you’ve got to give it to Steve Harvey. He has made the show worth watching. Harvey’s deadpan expressions alone–following an answer he didn’t expect from a contestant, makes it worth tuning in to.

So you can imagine the look on his face when an elderly contestant named Gene gave his honest opinion as he answered one of the questions on the prompt.

The question: “Name something that has to be licked.”

Now, since Family Feud is still, basically, a “family” show – you’d expect this old dude to say something like, a lollipop or a stamp.

But no. SMH. Continue reading

George Stinney, Jr., Youngest Person Ever Executed, Exonerated 70 Years Later By SC Judge (Impressed Much?)

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We are not exactly sure of the date this photo of 14-year-old George Stinney, Jr. was taken – but the year is said to be 1944

*Exactly 70 years after 14-year-old George Stinney, Jr. was put to death by execution after being accused of murdering two young white girls 84 days earlier in the small mill town of Alcolu, S.C., the court came to a major decision.

Which was basically…Oops.

And by the looks of things, everyone is supposed to be impressed.

No physical evidence or trial transcript exists…and probably never did. Continue reading

Layaway ‘Angel’ Shocks Customers at This Pennsylvania Wal-Mart Store

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*Well a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you, too!!!

Thanks Mister. That’s what customers at home wondering how they was going to tell little Johnny he might have to wait until after Christmas to get his gifts was probably thinking.

Once they came to, that is.

A man nobody knows straight up walked into a local Pennsylvania Wal-Mart Monday and dropped off a $50,000 check to pay off the entire store’s layaway bills.

The man made the donation anonymously, but about 100 customers got some early holiday magic when their balances with the store located just outside Harrisburg were paid off. Continue reading

Watch: What The…? Creature Washes Ashore on Beach (Can You Tell What it Is?)

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*Yikes! What in the world is that in the photo above? It supposedly washed up on a beach in Santa Barbara, California, last week after the rains leaving those who live in the area and those just visiting to wonder, “What the…?”

“I’d say it looks like a combination of a seal and a dog with fangs dried up, potentially,” resident Michael Curtis told KEYT-TV.

“To me it looks reminiscent of a dinosaur…like an old dog, ancient,” Josh Curtis added. Continue reading

‘Hands’ Theory is Back! Want the Perfect Man…Check Out Those Hands!

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*Now do we really need “new research” to tell us what we’ve been hearing for years about a man’s hands? OK, let me back up. This research says you can find the perfect man because the length of his fingers can predict how well he gets on with women.

Same difference.

But it goes into a bit more detail, I guess. It says men whose index fingers are close to the length of their ring fingers were found to have more harmonious relationships with women.

The lower the ratio between second finger and ring finger, the more likely they are to have a happy relationship. Continue reading

Man Blames Alleged Rape on ‘Sleepwalking’ After A Binge, Calls Victim ‘A Sweet Girl’

Jason Britcher
Jason Britcher

*Well let’s just hope this crap doesn’t ‘catch on.’

Please forgive me your honor. I was drunk and high and didn’t know what I was doing when I climbed in her window and had my way with her.

Sucking my teeth!

But its probably close to the tale 40-year-old Jason Britcher told, after he admitted mixing gin and cocaine before he crept into the unlocked room f a woman who was still in her party dress, asleep, and then, started to caress her.

Hull Crown Court heard the alleged victim thought Britcher was her husband. This is why she said she responded to his advances before she turned around and saw it was the married clerk trying to have sex with her. Continue reading

Man Gets Feelings Hurt When N-word Appears on His Bar Tab – But they Called it a Joke they Pulled from His FaceBook Page

Marquis Moore
Marquis Moore

*See, folks better stop calling themselves by the N-word, because when others’ not in your race decide to refer to you like that, how can you get mad?

Marquis Moore‘s feelings apparently got hurt after he saw the N-word  allegedly printed on the bar tab space where his name was supposed to be, according to The Patroit-News. He had gone to Zembie’s Sports Tavern in Harrisburg, Pa. to eat and watch the game, but was shocked when he got his tab and saw the offensive slur.

“It makes me feel like I’m just low,” Moore, 29, expressed. “A n–ga is an ignorant, disrespectful person. It has nothing to do with your skin color. What would possess you to put something like that on a piece of paper? You don’t even know who I am.”

But here’s the thing. Angelo Karagiannis, Zembie’s owner, apparently thought it was funny; and wondered why Moore didn’t get the joke. He said Moore shouldn’t be offended by it.  Reportedly the establishment’s bartender, Megan Bonsall, told the owner Moore had been chatting with other bar patrons.  So when she wanted to know Moore’s name, she asked a friend of his, who directed her to his Facebook page where he referred to himself as “sexy N-word.” Continue reading

‘Ring Bearer’ Makes His Appearance on Skates …Yes, it Has Gone Viral (Watch)

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*Now this guy knows how to make an entrance!

After all, why should the bride and groom have all the fun!

On Sunday, “lucid_scheme” a Redditor user shared the photo above  from his friends Bobby and Shanna Lockhart’s wedding in Lubbock, Texas, writing:

“A friend of mine had his wedding today. The Best Man is asked for the rings, the groom holds his hand out and the Best Man plays the “I don’t have them” card. Everyone checks pockets…and no one has the rings. Then…this guy rolls in. Continue reading

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