Bizaar! African Woman Claims Her Baby ‘Instantly Transformed’ Into Full-Grown Man’

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*Coming straight out of Africa, The Daily Observer reports  a story about the son of a 16-year-old woman who has made history in what has to be called the weirdest tale ever!

Lorpu Kollie, the mother of just recently former infant Smith Freeman, claims that her baby spoke to her as she was walking to a farm with him. She said he demanded that she untie the baby sling she was holding him in and put him down.

She did.

Then, according to journalist Marcus N Malayea, who wrote the story, ‘As soon as she put Smith down, the two-month-old boy instantaneously began to grow into a full-grown man.’

Hey, don’t shoot the messenger!

Apparently, the little boy was unhappy the grandmother  had been continually insulting him.

‘He even threatened to bring incense and garlic into the home,’ the journalist wrote in the exclusive.

But then, when the transformation was complete, the little boy…er,  ‘man’ – apparently ran into the bush, and hasn’t been seen since.

Lorpu insists that her son ‘did not have any scar or deformity on his body that could convince community dwellers that the baby was somehow belonging to the dark world’.

And Smith’s father, Watson Freeman, simply called his son’s disappearance  ‘incredible and mind-blowing’.

But amazingly, the family’s main concern is how (or I would even suspect if) Lorpu may be stigmatised in the community by what has happened to her son, and ‘drive away any man who may wish to take her as a future wife’.

Yep, they’ve got reasons for concern, wouldn’t you say?

But check this out, while you may be thinking EURThisNthat has totally lost their mind, not every commenter feels that way. Yes, there are some, like Jim Terri below, who say the story, published in Liberia, has been fabricated as a cover-up.

‘As long as Liberians believe these sort of things, they will never prosper. This is what is keeping people in darkness… fear and superstition.’

But other readers didn’t even question it.

Yini Guva Sahn wrote: ‘Interesting story. Did this girl have a cell phone to take a shot? It would have been nice to see the transformation from a child to a grown man in minutes. Photos would have added juice to this story.’

I know you guys have something a lot less “proper” to say. Let ‘er rip in the comments section below, y’all :)

Rescue Team Works Feverishly, Saves Dog Who Fell Into Tar Pit! (Watch!)

"Yeah...I'm cute now, but you should've seen me a few days go
“Yeah…I’m cute now, but you should’ve seen me a few days ago!”

 

*We know how curious our four-legged friends can be, right? Always getting in to things they shouldn’t; then trying to look at you with those doggie eyes, and making your bottom lip tremble because you probably feel guilt for punishing him or her by eating in front of him and not offering ANY!

But whose heart wouldn’t go out for the poor pooch in the video below (scroll down), who fell into – of all things – a hot tar pit! Continue reading

Innovative Approach to Breast Cancer Awareness: ‘Bra Cam’ Catches Both Sexes ‘Sneaking a Peek!’ (Watch)

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*You know you want to. Take a look that is. At that woman’s breasts as she sits coyly in the corner sipping on that latte. But if you think for one moment that you’re being subtle when you do give in…

Think again, baby!

Nestlé Fitness has got your number and used it to unveil the “Bra Cam” in a new video designed to encourage women to get screened for breast cancer. Continue reading

Say What…George Bush Was Down With Steamy Plot Based on His Real Life ‘Olivia Pope’?

"The two Oliva's" Kerry Washington (L) and Judy Smith speak at a Theater Critics Association meet.
“The two Oliva’s” Kerry Washington (L) and Judy Smith speak at a Theater Critics Association meet.

*Hey Gladiators, by now you may have heard that Shonda Rhimes‘ hit, “Scandal,” was inspired by the real life story of a Washington “Fixer” named Judy Smith and her “Leader of the free world client.” You might even know that the client was former president, George H. W. Bush.

But did you know that when it was clear that the show was going to be green-lit, and Smith placed a call to give Bush a heads up, about a new show that was going to premiere based on their business relationship; but the creator of the show had decided to throw in a new twist, Mr. Bush wasn’t completely turned off by the idea. In fact, he quite liked it.

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Breaking News: Ebola Hits Home! First Ever Case Diagnosed in the U. S. (Video)

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*Dr. Thomas Frieden, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, told reporters just recently, that the U. S. now has its first  Ebola victim. In a press conference, he said that the person, who has yet to be identified, left Liberia on September 19 and arrived in the United States on September 20.

But here’s the thing: Unlike the other persons we heard about, such as the health care professionals who experienced Ebola symptoms while in-flight from Africa, and received medical care once they arrived here in the states, this person  did not have symptoms while traveling from  Africa. The person was diagnosed here, showing symptomsfour or five days later” according to Dr. Frieden. The person was hospitalized and isolated Sunday at a hospital in Texas, he said. Continue reading

Yo’ Bruh, Did You Really Trade a $160,000 Diamond Ring for a $20 Bag o’ Weed?

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*If this gets around, dude can rest assured he will be the laughing stock of lock-down for quite some time.

ABC-15 claims a former UPS employee in Arizona has been accused of stealing a package that held a $160,000 diamond and traded it for $20 worth of weed.

Yeah. Word! Continue reading

Mental Breakdown: Man ‘Suffers’ From 100 Orgasms a Day (Afraid to Go Around Kids)

Dale Decker broke down on TV after revealing that his 100 orgasms a day condition is ruining his life
Dale Decker broke down on TV after revealing that his 100 orgasms a day condition is ruining his life

 

*I can already hear some of our male readers out there thinking, …and your problem with this is?

But it’s serious guys. It is a condition known as Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome and today, on a show called This Morning, one father revealed that he suffers from it. The condition causes him to have up to 100 involuntary orgasms a day, and he broke down in tears saying that it is ruining his life. Continue reading

Oh Crap: Woman Swears Poop Fell From Plane, Splattered All Over Her Car (What would you do?)

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*Don’t look up! And if you do, keep your mouth closed ’cause according to one woman, it’s raining poop.

No joke. Karen Bass in New Zealand is pissed. She swears her home and silver car now have clumps of human waste on them; which she says came from a passing airplane. Apparently, her home is in the path of planes flying to the Auckland International Airport.

“When I walked out of my door this morning and I saw it, I thought ‘an aeroplane s*** on us,’” Mrs. Bass said.

“You open the door and it smells like s***. I’m absolutely disgusted at the moment. The amount of c*** everywhere is horrendous.” Continue reading

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